drive-ride-drive:

I was in a hospital today and I saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was

hey this one can’t run away

(via wifibox)

MACBETH: do you think I would make a good king
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe "Dirtbag Macbeth" (via stecklr)

(via yzmavocado)

cknd:

Adults complaining about the younger generation are really just saying their generation did a shitty job raising their kids.

(Source: CKND, via snorlaxatives)

imploding-with-feels:

jaclcfrost:

elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school. high school is just “hell”

college is just “what the hell”

(via seanp0donnell)